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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 23:59

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

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